Cruising is something I have come to cherish — I love being surrounded by the ocean, hearing the slap of the waves against the ship and knowing that once I step on board, everything has already been paid for. It is one of life’s greatest luxuries and one of my life goals is to always have a cruise booked at any given moment, which is a hefty and expensive goal, I know! But I have good news, Girlfriends. Believe it or not, some of the best cruises come with all the luxury, fun and relaxation you might imagine, minus the ridiculous price tag. Yes, there are cruise lines that offer a champagne experience on a soda budget. Here they are:
Margaritaville at Sea
This Jimmy Buffett-themed cruise line offers everything you would expect from an all-inclusive trip: buffet and sit-down dining, dance clubs, on-board entertainment (stand-up comedy, theater, trivia and karaoke), a spa, a casino and even a tattoo artist on board so you can leave “with nothing to show but this brand new tattoo.” They currently have two active vessels, Paradise and Islander, and will be introducing their newest addition to the fleet, Beachcomber, in 2027. While the current ships are older, the décor is modern, with an island theme, a life-sized flip-flop in the atrium, an indoor “front porch swing” and live recordings of Jimmy Buffett playing on the big screen on the pool deck. Margaritas are, of course, their specialty and they even offer a hunt for that famous “lost shaker of salt.”
What this cruise line lacks in bells and whistles, it makes up for with camaraderie and tradition. They offer a Heroes Sail Free Program for teachers, first responders and military personnel. One of their most celebrated traditions is the very patriotic Hero’s Salute, where members of the military are introduced in the atrium and honored with applause and unending gratitude for their service — be warned, it’s a bit of a tear-jerker.
Set sail with fellow Parrot Heads, enjoy cheeseburgers (in paradise), celebrate a staff talent show and dare to “waste away in Margaritaville.” Cruises embark from various Florida ports to a variety of Caribbean islands. They offer two- to seven-night cruises and prices begin at $199 per person. They also frequently offer deals where third and fourth guests sail for free, so check their website for special offers. With only 1,600 to 2,500 passengers on board and hospitality galore, if you cruise with Margaritaville at Sea, you’ll likely disembark feeling that you gained not only a tan but a new family as well.